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Moses vs. Santa Claus -- epic battle
by Hortensia inhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=0krakxfryq4.
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sorry i can't remember how to make the link active.
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I'm also new here
by Yohan ini'll refrain from commenting on the shooting.
i spent 2 hours on fb last night doing that.
let's just say i'm a devout 2nd amendment supporter and believe more guns are the answer.. .
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l p
Welcome John, good to have you xx
Cofty - I pissed myself laughing at that!!!
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does anyone dream they are on the ministry?
by pajaha inor maybe that should be "nightmare" - not dream.. it happens less and less, but still does now and again after 10 years.
it's always associated with a great feeling of dread and going from door to door knowing you do not believe what you are saying (i should point out that, while i was in it, i pretty much did believe it).. i guess it shows how big a part of our lives it once was - a bit like you often dream of being in school or of long-departed relatives..
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Yeah I had one last night....but it was about being in the KH.....what triggered it is this week I had a visit from one of my mums best friends in the borg.....my mum died 2 years ago...my mum left with me 7 years ago....but they always stayed in touch...less though bec she faded or abruptly left ....
anyway...this woman turns up at my door....i was having a shit day as it were due to feelings about loss of mum....really coincidental that she turned up...cos she lives 3 hours drive away...
anyway i didn't let her in bec i have a christmas tree up.... i was talking to her for 3 mins or so then she asks to use the toilet.....bloody hell i wanted to say no but how can you....so i said sure....she comes in uses the toilet....and then stands next to the christmas tree talking to my son,......fuck!!
anyway she pretty much got on her bike within a minute or so...and as she was walking out the door she said for me to go down the coast and stay with her for a weekend with another sister, another best friend of my mum......
i was polite and said oh thanks yes that would be lovely....
but there is absolutely no way im going bec she will go to the meeting on the sunday and expect to take me and my son...i dont want him anywhere near that shit.....
and then the whole weekend would be about going back to the borg....lots of probing personal questions etc....
so last night i had a bad dream....
shit aye!!
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My best friend/enemy
by fade_away inlengthy read ahead!!!!
there's a story i have wanted to share with the ex-jw community.
i have always been too lazy to write it in detail before.
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i have sent you a pm
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Kurt does "field service" in a laundromat and is not even a Jehovah's Witness
by kurtbethel inthe recent socal rain storms had me needing to go to a launrdomat to dry some clothes.
so i get inside and see that one of the friendly neighborhood jehovah's witnesses has left a little dish of spiritual food.
being the benevolent soul that i am, i took my handy pen and added some additional spice to the bland spiritual food offered by the watchtower.. .
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Kurt: I love it.......so bloody true...you are releasing the anarchist in me....
share more plleeeaaaaaaassssssssseeeeeeeee
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Please say it's not mine
by Sulla inwashington post has this interesting paragraph this morning:.
it was elbow-to-elbow people crying, wasik said.
people were screaming, please say its not mine, please say its not mine.
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I know they don't want this to be happening to anyone...bec if they did they'd be out their committing the crime themselves...they are just faced with a horrible horrible situation...they know...some children have been shot +/- dead....then they are heard saying "please let it not be mine" ....of course that is natural....im a mother...id be saying that...there is no way i could rationalise that well better it be my child than someone elses...how abnormal would that be....
give them a break...its traumatic...and its a response to trauma....very natural
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Jehovahs Witness Elder in court for rape
by BlindersOff1 injehova's witness elder in court for rape, lawyer questions why victim's father took case to police instead of church.
http://www.lusakatimes.com/2012/12/14/jehovas-witness-elder-court-rape-lawyer-questions-victims-father-case-police-church/.
lawyer to a jehovah's witness elder who is accused of raping a fellow congregant has wondered why father of the accused reported the matter to police when his church was capable of sorting out such matters.. .
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l p
I love you billy.....'gang bitches'.....you said it
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Conversation with my Elder Father
by happytobefree inthis conversation was so absurd...that i actually chuckled under my breath.. ..the shooting in conneticut really hit me hard...so i decided to call my parents, kids and siblings just to say hello and i loved them.. well my dad was happy to hear from me and said he loved me as well.
he said, i know you don't want to hear this...but because we are in the last days things like this is going to happen and even get worse.
well i had to bite my tongue...because i really just want to show my parents i love them and spend time with them...so i choose not to dispute his statement.
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l p
they are completely disconnected
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School Shooting - God
by elder-schmelder ingod = loving.
god = all powerfull.
god didn't stop this from happing?.
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I completely agree with the posts from Theocratic sedition, sir8 and snare& racket...
Those god sympathists are completely deluded....
its simple..... according to their own principle i.e. we are made in gods image
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if the people at the top...have the power such as Hitler...are instigating crimes against people are responsible and charged with crimes against humanity....then god that is all powerful to stop attrocious crimes or events from befalling humans but refuses to do so is responsible by an 'act of omission'. It can be reasoned that in law the act of omission can be the same as inflicting the event on the individual...
therefore god has the power to stop it...... but he doesn't ....so he is responsible for it......therefore he should be charged with crimes against humanity due to the far reaching effects of bad things that happen to people and the sheer number of people that suffer all over this earth that he refuses to prevent....
charge him i say....
anyone think that the international court would be able to take god to court and have him charged with crimes against humanity????
i think the outcome of such a case would find him 'missing in (not action) but INACTION...thus the conclusion would be that he is dead (non existant) like other missing persons for periiods of time
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Hug Your Babies
by minimus ini am so sad to see this terrible school tragedy.
it makes me well up everytime i see it on tv.. i am going to see my 34 year old baby girl tonight.
it's her birthday.
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min I completely understand how you feel...its terrible...those poor little babies....
RIP
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